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THE OLD COTTAGE
by
Barbara Gaskell Denvil
I had lit the fire this morning
and had done a good job for a change. Sometimes when I lit a fire, I only
managed to produce smoke. Now the wood in the old shed was dry, and I’d
rummaged in the back for the driest, even though old Ted complained.
“You mucks up all me nice tidy
piles o’ faggots and such,” he moaned as usual.
“And tis hard enough fer me to put it nice and tidy again.”
“I’ll do it myself when the
weather warms up a bit,” I apologised to him. “But you never feel the cold. I
do. I need a fire. It’s like ice this morning.” I pointed at the shimmer of
frost on the grass.
“Some folks,” he replied with a
shake of uncut white hair, “is too delicate. If you works as hard as I done
when I were your age, then you toughens up,” he assured me.
“The world has changed since you
were young,” I answered back, almost dropping the pile of cut wood in my arms.
Treading warily across the
thread of lawn between the shed and my cottage and trying not to slip on the
crusty white frost, I had staggered indoors and lit my lovely big raging fire
in the living room, and settled back on the armchair to close my eyes and
dream.
The cottage was the love of my
life, built nearly eight hundred years ago with ceiling beams of dark wood as
crooked as the logs on my fire, and walls of stone several feet thick. A
wonderful insulation of course, Light a fire in one room, and the whole house
sizzled. The inglenook was impressive, and I was proud of living in such an old
building with all those special reminders of how people lived in the distant
past. Some things had been rebuilt and modernised of course, principally the
kitchen and the bathrooms. Well, I
wasn’t going to cook on a trivet over the fire, nor take a bath in an old wooden
tub filled with water I had heated in a bucket over the flames. So I had an en-suite
fit for a king, or better still, a queen. I had a kitchen even more luxurious,
but apart from an odd corner and the lock on the front door, virtually
everything else was original. The creaking floorboards, for instance, the
rickety little staircase to the second floor, and the thatched roof which I’m
sorry to admit was looking like it needed a few plugs.
My smug contentment was
interrupted as my mother walked in. But for a change, she wasn’t scolding me.
“Come on, lazy bones,” she said, but she wasn’t cross and wore a beaming smile.
“I was up in the attic and thought what a good study it would make. You’d love
a new bright study, wouldn’t you dear? Of course, it would take a lot of work
and cleaning up – but just think – a study, all yours, and you’d never be
interrupted again.”
“There’s no place in this house
where I won’t be interrupted,” I smiled back. “But it’s a lovely idea. Thanks,
Mummsy darling. But honestly, I don’t
mind being interrupted. There’s so many of us living here, but that’s the way I
like it. My present study suits me fine, even if everyone does wander in and
out. Better than all those stairs up to the attic. But I wonder if I ought to
repaint the study I use already?”
She nodded and trotted back
upstairs. I was left in peace to close my eyes again and imagine the glorious
past of this cottage where I lived, thinking of the centuries of folk who had
inhabited this beautiful country home. I had been born here of course, and my mother
still often talked to me as though I was her adored little baby. But I didn’t
mind, naturally, I was just delighted to have her still at my side.
When I went out to the local
village, it almost seemed empty in comparison to my cosy home. Even when I was
in bed, it was not unknown for someone to pop in and ask if I was warm enough
or whether I wanted a cup of hot milk.
When I finally decided to
repaint my existing study after all, I certainly had to face a barrage of
complaints and differing opinions. The old plaster had worn thin and become a
little grubby over the long years. I thought it needed an inspiring spruce-up.
I asked my mother. “I like the
idea of a musty sort of saffron colour,” I told her. “Maybe mustard.”
She stared back at me, mouth open,
eyes wide. “What a horrible thought,” she said in astonishment. “That just
sounds dirty. If you want yellow then have a proper yellow, dear. Buttercup.
Daffodil. Or softer, like the baby dress I knitted for you when you were just
one month old.”
“And I’m supposed to remember
that?” I laughed. “I’m sure it was gorgeous, Mum, but now I want something more sophisticated. Not just
sickly sweet and pretty.”
“People who don’t like pretty,”
sniffed my mother, “are simply odd. Go and ask Julia.”
Julia had always claimed good
taste, although her ideas were a bit out of fashion these days. I brought up
the subject with tact. “Julia dear, you are the genius of the family. I just
wanted your superior advice on what colour to paint this room. It needs
redecorating.”
She looked down her nose at me,
tossed back her hair, and stared around. “Green,” she said at last. “A pale
green, but not too leafy. No washed-out oak trees or weeping willows. A pale
musty colour a little like my old shawl.”
“I’ve never seen your old shawl,”
I reminded her. “What about mustard?”
“Mustard,” she told me, “is a
vile colour suitable only for decaying fruit. No, certainly not. Green is the
right choice, but more parsley than rosemary.”
I gave up and stomped upstairs. There
I found Graham and called to him as he headed for the attic steps. “Graham
dear,” I interrupted, and he whizzed around with a big smile.
“Ah, my little Sara,” he said,
looking across at me. “How can I help? I’m afraid I’m not much use to anyone
since the war. I dare say you’ll remember I was injured. Quite badly, too.”
How could I forget?
“No, no, nothing heavy,” I
assured him. “But I’m wondering what
colour I should repaint the study walls. Now, don’t worry, I don’t want any
help with the actual painting. I’m quite capable of that. I just wanted to
choose the best colour.”
Regarding me with faint disbelief,
he shook his head. “Reckon I don’t even know the fancy words for colour they
use these days. Now me, I just like pink. Like roses. Makes me feel happy.”
I thought that was the worst
suggestion yet, so I thanked him and hurried back downstairs. Actually, I was a
bit cross with myself since I didn’t need anyone else’s permission to paint
whatever colour I wanted, but not only did it seem polite to ask the others who
lived here, but I really liked to know what they thought. They just might have
better ideas than me.
So I was looking for Milly when
I actually bumped into her. “Ah, Milly,” I called,: I had to call loudly since
she was a little deaf, but now she turned around and smiled when she saw it
was just me. “You know I spend almost all day every day in my study,” I said,
still half shouting. “Well, I think it's rather dingy and so I want to paint
the walls a nice new colour. So what colour would you suggest?”
She smiled and chewed one finger
nail. “Umm,” she said slowly “A nice bright white is always best, my dear.”
I hoped she couldn’t hear my
sigh. “It’s already white, Milly dear. I want something more – vivid.”
Having thought another long five
minutes, she managed a wide smile. “I know,” she decided. “Wallpaper.”
I wasn’t going to do that since
the medieval walls were all crooked and bent and the corners were like stubby
little bent tree trunks. So I just thanked her and went on to find Bob. He didn’t like to be called Robert.
Very fussy. Well, I was being fussy about the wall colour so I called up the
stairs. “Bob, are you there.?” I asked.
A reluctant groan echoed back
down. “I’m here as usual,” he said, and stomped downstairs.
Talking about stomping, I could
hear Merriweather outside and goodness, his footsteps were heavy. I had asked
him to be quiet a few times but he never took any notice. So anyway, I turned
to Bob and explained the situation.
He regarded me as if I was mad. “Do
you wish to draw on your walls?” he asked with distinct contempt. “No, I should
hope not. So why do you wish to paint on them?”
This was getting more
complicated than it was worth. “Never mind,” I sighed. “It’s not important.
But there was only one other person
to ask, apart from Ted who lived outside and only knew the old names for the
flowers, and of course old Merriweather, who would just hiss at me.
So I asked the last one in the
family, and I found her sitting in the summerhouse, reclining like a goddess on
the day bed, enjoying the faint sunshine oozing through the glass ceiling.
This was Lizzie, and I chuckled
at her. “I might have known you’d be out here,” I grinned. “I’ve lit the fire indoors today, it’s so
cold. And here’s you enjoying the sunshine. Well, that little haze might truly
come from the sun I suppose, but it’s freezing.”
“You’re just a baby, my dear,”
Lizzie told me. “One tiny shiver of breeze and you complain that it’s ice.”
But I hadn’t come to talk about
the weather, so I got to the point. “Lizzie, dear, If I paint the study walls a
new colour, what do you think it should be?”
She thought a moment, looking
vague, then asked, “What colour is it now, dear?”
I always knew she was scatty, so
I just said, “Well, it used to be your study, Lizzie dear, so don’t you
remember it is just white plaster. But it’s got grubby over the years, so I
thought I’d brighten it up.”
“Ah yes,” she sat up, trying to
gather her wits. “Yes indeed, I used to sit in there to do the family’s
accounts. No more, thank goodness. It’s your study now, my dear, so you
choose.”
“Well,” I admitted, “I thought
perhaps mustard.”
She seemed a little confused.
“It’s quite a large room, dear,” she mumbled. “I doubt if there’s enough mustard
in the kitchen.”
Sighing again, I stayed to explain
even though I knew I shouldn’t have bothered. “Not the real thing, Lizzie dear.
Just paint of the same colour.”
But she shook her head. “It
doesn’t smell good dear,” she decided. “Mustard is alright on baked ham, but
not on walls. Why not use a nice calm blue paint? Blue skies, blue water, big
blue eyes. Blue is such a beautiful colour.”
“Sky blue?” I queried, quite
liking the idea.
“But of course you can’t copy
the sky,” she objected. “On cloudy days the sky is all grey and gloomy. Then at
sunset it goes yellow and red, quite strange, isn’t it? Then naturally at night
it goes black. Well, perhaps not true black, depending on the moon and such
like. More of a very dark blue. I quite like that, but it wouldn’t be right for
a study. And besides, how could you paint the moon and all those stars?”
I gave up and thanked her before
wandering back to the house across the frosty crackled of the white tipped
grass. I was careful not to bump into Merriweather. There wouldn’t be a lot of
point asking him about colours.
I could hear Lizzie calling
after me. “How about yellow, dear? Not mustard itself, but the same sort of colour.
Like sedge? That might be quite smart.”
I looked back over my shoulder
and waved at her. I decided that I couldn’t be bothered painting the study
after all. I’d keep the dirty white.
Besides, none of these people’s
opinions mattered. They’d all been dead for years. There was mother, and Aunty Lizzie.
Lizzie had only died ten years ago, but my dear mother passed away twenty-five
years gone. As for great, great, great Uncle Graham, he died during the Boer
War and that was certainly more than a hundred years past. Milly died during
the puritan age when Cromwell ruled, and she had been burned as a heretic, poor
dear. As for Julia, well she was a grand lady who escaped to England as the
French Revolution started. Ted the gardener was alive in Elizabethan times and
had some wonderful stories to tell, and Bob was a priest in the late medieval,
while sometimes my oldest ghost of all came to visit, not that he was ever
particularly welcome.
Most of my ghosts were either in
the family, or they were so familiar, they now seemed just as close as family
and I loved them all. But all Merriweather did when he came to visit, was hiss
at me and show all his teeth. I’d given
him that name myself as a slightly ironic choice. After all, he was just a Tyrannosaurus Rex, and it was quite difficult for me to think of him as part of
the family, even if he had also lived on this same land a few hundred million years
ago.
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I loved this one, thanks Barbara - and I did not see that coming!
ReplyDeleteExcellent, Barbara! Thought I'd figured it out, but the twist floored me!!
ReplyDeleteThanks so very much - lovely words indeed from a great writer. Cheers
ReplyDeleteLoved it!
ReplyDeleteLovely words from three lovely authors I admire. Thanks so much
ReplyDeleteYou have the nicest ghosts, Barbara (and a great imagination). This was a fun read.
ReplyDeletelovely words - thanks so much. I'll pass on your compliment to my ghosts
DeleteAnother delightful and very evocative story from the wondrous Barbara Gaskell Denvil. Well done.
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