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Have you ever wondered where so much dust comes from...?
Have you ever wondered where so much dust comes from...?
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Kicking Up A Dust
by
Alison Morton
‘Oh, do come on!
You’re messing about like there’s no tomorrow.’
‘Well,
there isn’t.’
Bevli
rolled her eyes.
‘It’s
a saying, alright?’ she retorted.
‘Why
do you say it then? You sound like one of the Big Ones.’
‘Now
look here, Shaz—’
‘I’m
Staz. She’s Shaz,’ the younger one pointed to an even smaller figure who was
gyrating round the kitchen.
‘Well,
you look the same to me.’
Staz
drew himself up to his full eight-millimetre height.
‘I’m
a him, she’s a her,’ he said, his voice full of offence. ‘And we work as a
team. We’ve been doing this for two hundred years and know what we’re doing.’
To reinforce his point, he extended a skinny arm and threw a handful of tiny
specks up into the air. They curved in a cloud with a tail, then separated,
drifting down and scattering over the red tile floor. ‘See?’ he said.
‘Alright,
alright,’ Bevli conceded. ‘You scatter well. But we’d better get on. We have five
more rooms to do before sunrise.’
Bevli
formed up her little troop of dustites into a loose group and ushered it
towards the main living room. She sighed. This was a bigger house than their
previous one and she’d had to accept some new members after the Great Disaster.
And they’d had to make a long journey to get here. It had taken five of the Big
Ones’ years. The major had assured her that it would be an easy billet and he
trusted her to weld her group into a cohesive force. Their work was essential
to the universe and absolutely essential to keep the Big Ones on their toes.
Bevli
sighed again. All well and good for him to say that but these latest Big Ones
had such massive weapons of strength that nobody had seen before. Her teams had
learnt to run and hide from the big sucker that had taken all the eastern
cohorts that time several decades ago. Now they cleared their personnel from
any area a good hour before any of the Big Ones arrived. The next night they
worked extra hard to leave a double coating.
‘Where
shall we start, please, Miss Bevli?’ Shaz asked. Bevli peered at the little
figure and thought that as the dustite was polite it had to be Shaz rather than
the stroppy Staz. Bevli studied the room. It wasn’t in too bad a state. A film
of dust covered most wood surfaces including the crossbars on the dining table
and chairs by the window.
‘You
hop up onto the window sills in the bay and start there. If you get a bit on
the curtains it will be a bonus. They’re velvet and dust should stick nicely.
Bit awkward they’re still open, but do your best.’
Shaz
trotted off, with a hop and a skip on the way. Bevli thought she heard her
humming a tune. Oh, well, nothing like a happy worker. And the moonlight
flooding through the windows made such a difference. You could see exactly
where to lay the dust and watch it sparkle as it fell. Staz was concentrating
on the mantelpiece then jumped onto the television. Two others were tackling an
old-fashioned sideboard. Bevli smiled to herself. Maybe the major was right. No
Big One had lived here for a whole year since the last one had died so their
dust was hardly disturbed as the days passed.
‘Scuse
me, Bevli, but there’s a delegation from the spiders wants to talk to the
dustite-in-charge.’ Hadlit, her deputy, broke into her nightdreaming.
‘Oh.
Thanks, Hadlit. I hope it’s not one of those giant ones again. Frightened the
life out of me.’
‘Yeah,
something ten times bigger than you don’t make you very comfortable.’ He
grinned at her. ‘But that last one turned out to be a dead softie, lisp an’
all.’
‘I
know. Well, wheel him in.’
The
arachnid was small, brown, with hair thin legs. She – Bevli was sure it was a
she – danced towards them as if on tip-toe.
‘Greetings,’
the spider trilled and blinked.
‘Hello,’
replied Bevli, trying not to show how disconcerted she was by such a show of six
eyes reflecting moonlight. ‘What can I do for you?’
‘There’s
a few of us would like to move in, spin some webs and hang out here. We wondered if you’d be okay
with that?’
‘Thought
you lot didn’t live in groups,’ Hadlit said and glanced at Bevli.
‘Sometimes
we do, sometimes we don’t,’ came the enigmatic answer.
‘As
long as you don’t get in our way,’ Bevli said, not knowing which eye to look
at.
‘Nah,
you won’t know we’re here,’ the little brown spider said and shrugged all eight
shoulders. She waved a leg in the air. ‘See ya, then.’ She turned and scuttled
off leaving Bevli staring after her.
‘Blimey,
she’s an odd one,’ Hadlit said. ‘They’re usually a lot snottier than that.’
‘Perhaps
they’re a rebel collective or something,’ Bevli answered. ‘Keep an eye on them,
please, Hadlit and let me know if anything disturbing happens.’
He
nodded and marched off in the direction of the staircase taking another two dustites
with him. Bevli looked round and spotted Staz lying down on the tabletop.
‘Shift yourself, young dustite,’ she said. ‘There’s
all upstairs to do. No time to lie down on the job.’
‘But
nobody’s been here to clean. Why should we keep laying dust on top of what’s
there?’
‘First,
because I tell you to. Second, the thicker the layer the better.’
‘But
no Big One will come and live here again.’ Staz half-closed his eyes and gave
her a challenging look. ‘They’re all dying.’
‘Oh,
you’re now on the inside circle of news, are you?’ Bevli couldn’t keep the
sarcasm out of her voice. ‘We made that mistake in 1348. They didn’t all die
out. Only about a third of them. And look how many of them there were at the
end of the second millennium!’
Staz
sat up.
‘Was
you there? In the Black Death?’
‘I
was very young then, barely out of the shell,’ Bevli replied. ‘My dad said they
knew better in the Roman times with the Antonine plagues. He and his mates had
a great time, he used to say.’
‘Respect,’
Staz said. He glanced at her, then jumped down. ‘I’ll go and start upstairs.’
Bevli
groaned inwardly. The young ones were so naive.
Rattling. A tinkle
of glass. Bevli sat up abruptly in her corner behind the tall clock in the
hallway. The sound of the door opening – the front door. She peered out from
under the plinth of the tall clock. The thump of boots. Great dust motes in the
sky! Big Ones. Boots, smallish feet, and a second pair half the size. It was a
female and a youngling. The boots stayed still then after a minute, moved
forward. Bevli shifted to the side of the clock plinth.
Clouds!
They’d left footprints across the parquet flooring, crushing the layer of dust
so carefully laid by her team. She went to follow them when an intense beam of
sunlight shot through the hole left by the broken pane in the front door.
Bevli
dived back under the safety of the clock plinth. She trembled. That was a near
one. She was always warning inexperienced dustites about the sunlight burning
them to a crisp and had tragically seen it happen to others. Now she’d been
almost caught herself like a beginner. Idiot! She’d have to leave the Big Ones
to wreak havoc now and they’d all have to work twice as hard overnight.
Bevli roused
herself as soon as it was dark and went on a scouting trip. Her heart sank. The
hallway and stairs had been swept, the youngling’s room was clean and the
kitchen floor was gleaming. Curse the female Big One. Well, she’d soon find out
that dust could not be defeated. They’d been scattering for over a million
years and they’d do it for the next million.
‘Bad
is it?’ Hadlit. His voice was sympathetic. He must have realised how frustrated
she was.
‘Not
tragic. But we’ll have to look sharp. Can you get three of the agile ones to
find any hair the Big Ones have dropped so we can make some really substantial
dust-bunnies?’
Hadlit
chuckled. ‘Going for the heavy stuff, eh?’
They
worked tirelessly throughout the night, adding extra layers on the bookcases
and sideboard. Exhausted herself, Bevli congratulated the wilting troop and
sent them off to a well-deserved rest. The next night they had to do the same.
For
Bevli, it became a battle of wills.
A week later,
Bevli woke at the same time and went to check the cleaning devastation in the
kitchen. She slipped through the gap under the door, but stopped when she saw
the female Big One sitting at the little table. Strange – the woman was
normally in bed by now. But she sat there, head in her hands, sobbing. Her
tears were falling onto the oilcloth covering the table. Bevli thought a
dustite would be stunned and then drown in one of those great lumps of water.
But the Big One’s shoulders were jerking up and down in time with the tears.
Bevli couldn’t remember such open distress for a long, long time.
‘Oh,
God,’ sobbed the woman. ‘Why did we come here? I thought me and Jim would find
a place to be safe. But it’s a bloody rubbish tip.’ She stood up and fetched herself a glass of water. Bevli
stretched her neck and looked up to see tears streaming down the woman’s face.
Poor thing. The major said a lot of the Big Ones were fleeing from a plague and
taking over empty houses. This female
must be one of them. It was a solid house and plenty of room for her and
the youngling. So why was she so upset?
‘I’m
so tired of running. If only I could get this place clean. God knows how it
gets so dusty each night.’
She
sat down at the table again and started to cry again, but more softly. The
kitchen door swished open, knocking Bevli off her feet. The youngling stood in
the doorway. His eyes were gummy and half-closed.
‘Mum?
Where were you? Why are you crying?’
‘Oh,
Jim.’ She pulled herself up and hugged him. Bevli could see the child’s white
face. Could do with a good meal, she thought. She watched as he clambered up on
to the mother’s lap and laid his head on her chest.
‘Don’t
cry, Mum. I’ll help, Mum.’
‘You
can’t, Jim. You must rest.’
‘What
are we going to do, then? You said we wouldn’t go travelling no more.’
‘I
don’t know. Perhaps it would have been better if we’d died like Dad.’
Bevli
watched as they both wept. Great motes, they were in a right state, this pair.
Needed a bit of perking up. She was thinking so hard that she hardly noticed
Hadlit arrive at her side.
‘You
alright, Bevli?’
‘Oh,
hello, Hadlit. Just watching the Big Ones. I think we have to do something for
them.’
‘Have
you fallen over and hit your head?
‘No,
I’m fine, but—’
‘What?’
His eyes narrowed. ‘You’re not going soft, are you? Our job is to keep them busy
and out of as much mischief as we can. We wouldn’t exist otherwise.’
She
batted the back of her hand against him, but lightly.
‘I
know that, you daft thing. But suppose, just for once, we didn’t scatter? Would
the world really end?’
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Alison - that is just brilliant!!! So different, so imaginative! Now I know that it isn't my fault after all!!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! Well, the dust we get can't possibly be our fault. ;-)
ReplyDeleteIt was fun to do something a little different.
what's the opening line from 'Highander' - "From the dawn of time we came ... moving silently down the centuries."
DeleteLoved this story Alison - especially as it is so different from your usual Roma Nova thriller series (you simply MUST have a character in your next book running her finger along a dusty shelf - then we can all have a secret smile!)
ReplyDeleteFabulous, and so different. I really enjoyed this one!
ReplyDeleteHere you had me rooting for Staz and Shaz - not the Big Ones. BTW, I think those two already happily settled onto my furniture. And I agree with Helen, give us a knowing smile in your next book; we'll be like a secret society.
ReplyDeleteLittle devils! Love the story - not so sure about the dust-spreaders.
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