FROM THE BACK
Did you
come across those charming sketches of the late Queen Elizabeth II as drawn
from behind? There are several of them, I think they started with one of H.M.
with Paddington Bear and a corgi after the Jubilee celebration, but then came some
poignant ones at her passing, several of which brought tears to our eyes.
I’ve
Googled to see who the artist is, but there seems to be several talented young
ladies (the designers seem to mostly be female), so suffice to say they are all lovely. I am kicking myself because the
original artist was interviewed on BBC Radio 4 shortly before Christmas but * I
can’t remember which programme, nor can I remember her name – a delightful
young lady, though, who explained that so much more could be captured and conveyed in a
sketch when drawn from the back.
*ADDENDUM! my thanks to Denise who has tracked the artist down - Eleanor Tomlinson said that she's delighted people are getting pleasure from her drawings, but saddened that some are using them to make money. So please, remember the artist, enjoy her work but any profit made is not your profit!
I rarely have the faces of my characters on the covers of my books (when
commissioning my own covers from the talented Cathy Helms of www.avalongraphics.org that is), not
necessarily because of conveying meaning but because I don’t want to influence
my readers about the character. Once a face is portrayed, there is no room for
imagination. I know exactly what my pirate, Jesamiah Acorne, looks like and
would instantly recognise him if I ever physically met him*, but I could never
describe him well enough to show his face on a book cover.
* I did meet him as a ghost-like apparition for the very first time on a beach in Dorset, but alas I didn't see his face that clearly.
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Sea Witch cover without the text |
Several
years ago now a new trend of The Headless Woman was adopted for the covers of
historical novels – only part of the head being shown to disguise too much
explicit detail. (If I remember rightly, some of these were books by Elizabeth Chadwick?) The idea was brilliant at first and breathed new life into a drooping in popularity of the historical fiction genre, but has became overwhelmingly overdone since then and is now rather tedious. As is, unfortunately, the now common 'back view'.
A back view lady I see all over the place on front covers is of a lady with flowing
locks, running or walking away with one
hand holding her long skirt or gown out, the other clutching a lantern – or
variations of holding something. Again, impressive when it first appeared, now
rather old hat as it is used too often. Having said that, this one worked well:
These are
stock images, of course, either cheap to purchase or even free, so of great
benefit to us indie writers who already have to dig behind the sofa cushions to
find every penny towards producing our books for you to read, and hopefully enjoy. Paying for
graphics designers and professional editors and necessary marketing, is
costly and we rarely break even, let alone make a profit.
Writing can
be a darn silly job, yet still we do it.
Leaving book covers aside, does ‘back’
convey a wrong impression? Back cover, back lane, back road, back view, back
garden? Do these all imply the status of a slightly lesser importance? My back garden is
actually the orchard, it has more trees and shrubs than garden plants –
discounting the daffodils, cowslips, roses, wildflowers and a few bits and bobs
I have no idea the identity of. The back of the house is not as impressive as
the front, being that parts of it are newer-built and whitewashed, so no evocative
stonework on show, but I love it just as much. The back stands out more from
the train line down in the valley. If you look up at the right moment on a
sunny day you can see our house sitting, happily smug on the side of the
hill.
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Back of the house before we had the extension flat added on the right-hand side |
Did you know that walking backwards is good for your health? An undertaking that needs to be done with care, naturally, but walking backwards is good for concentration, muscle suppleness and a variety of other healthy things. I have trouble staying upright with walking forward, so haven't exactly tried it, but here is some further information.
I have noticed, however, that many a top horse rider will ask his or her horse to take a few paces backwards before performing. (Showjumpers do it a lot.) My rider daughter tells me that this is to ensure the horse is listening and ready to obey commands.
How many
of us have been hurt behind our back? It seems to be a common nasty game played by
too many people – nice to your face, nasty behind you. Something
innocent like, “They’re never going to manage such a big dog,” is an innocent
remark, an expression of opinion, nothing more. Harmless, probably. More
sinister is the pretence of friendship to your face but deliberate, snide hurtfulness
behind your back is something else entirely.
Social media in particular is all too often open day for back stabbing - usually fuelled by fake gossip and rumour. Please, whatever your political or religious persuasion don't fall for it, either as a writer or a reader of such trash.
Even more
hurtful is the stab in the back, that et tu Brute moment. I’ve had it
and the pain eases but the scar never goes away. A person I thought was a dear,
trusted, friend was particularly nasty to me, accusing me of something personal and entirely
untrue. Not so much what was said but how it was said. The hatred was uttered in spiteful, jealous venom. A hasty, unthought out slip of the
tongue could be forgiven – but deliberate vitriol? It was the betrayal, the
sweeping aside of what was, in hindsight, a totally false friendship that has scarred.
Betrayal and hiding behind lies when relationships break up is another hurt. OK so love falters, the shine and the novelty wears off, a relationship starts to turn stale and suddenly the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. (A good saying to remember 'the grass is greener because it's watered by the cesspit overflow')
It happens. It hurts, but what hurts more is when the blatant lies are discovered and more of them crawl out of the woodwork.
So
betrayal is as bad as deliberate sniping. The breaking down of trust, the dishonour
of inflicting hurt via an affair, divorce, abuse, bullying, racism and hiding
behind lies to mask the deception. The aftermath is always hard to deal with. Lies are particularly hurtful. And the liar always, eventually gets found out. If you're going to break up and walk out at least have the decency to be honest about it.
In songs,
‘back’ usually conveys a broken romance,
yearning for what once was, sadness or regret, a pleading to start again, to go
back to the good times. Baby Come Back – Player, If I Could Turn Back
Time – Cher, Back to Black – Amy Winehouse. For most of these songs
I’m left thinking, “Frankly, you’re better off without him/her.”
Is it
wise to look back into the past? Depends on the reason I suppose. To recall
happy – or even sad – memories is no bad thing. To look back with bitter regret is
maybe not so good. Better to look forward at what could be a good future rather
than mourn what was a bad past. Understanding history is essential, though, for
it is through the events of the past that, in theory, we learn for the future.
No one seems to be learning the lessons of the two World Wars at the moment, or the implications of slavery or apartheid, or the inhumanity of dictatorship.
Human nature, alas, is not sweetness and caring, it’s more self and want, want,
want. And the 'want' is usually for wealth and power.
Politicians
who dismiss history as unimportant irritate me, not just its significance for
recalling and acting upon mistakes of the past, but the occasional overwhelming
ignorance that turns up. I’ll not name him (but I expect you can guess), I was
astounded when I heard that this someone had said words to the effect of: “The American
War of Independence would have been won in a day if Washington had used ’planes.”
Well yes,
perfectly true. Just a pity aircraft had not been invented during the late
1700s, so a rather stupid and totally irrelevant statement. (For the record, at
the start of that war, the American Colonies didn’t even have a Navy!)
Some
things, I admit, are good to look back on. TV repeats at Christmas as example. I
don’t mean the same movies every year (although Mary Poppins, Sound
Of Music and Toy Story 1 have no objection to.) I still laugh at Morcambe
and Wise. Their superb, hilarious sketches have a timelessness about them.
Going
back to London where I used to live is not an option now. No thanks, I’ve had more than
my fill of London. But ‘Back’ does come in useful when a threat is required.
“If you
don’t look after my garden when I’m gone,” I have been heard to say to my
daughter, “I’ll be back to haunt you.”
Given
that our house is full of ghosts from the past, she knows I’m not joking!
Bye for
now – I’ll be back next month. One way or another.